My Heart Be Still

arocketumbler:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

some people have all the luck

oh my god im so jealous

(via smashedandsnogging)

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation, via oceanicflight-815)

fishpun:

dumblrfeminist:

karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas:

thetruestoryofmylife:

dreaming-of-loveandpurpleflowers:

wankercat:

Barbie and Ken

Tragic

TumbleOn)

If you look in the second to last picture, you can see an eye in the window in the mirror, like there’s someone looking into the dollhouse.

I still love this! 

oh my god i’ve reblogged this before, but the meaning of the second to last one only just hit me AND NOW EVERYTHING HURTS

(Source: poisoned-apple, via incomparablyme)

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via smashedandsnogging)

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via smashedandsnogging)

thefrogman:

I enjoy abusing new features on Facebook. 

(via ilovemusicandweed)

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via incomparablyme)